{"id":42,"date":"2008-01-22T16:59:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T15:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/?p=42"},"modified":"2008-01-22T16:59:59","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T15:59:59","slug":"lidi-blbi-aneb-jak-ze-sebe-udelat-debila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Lidi, ned\u011blejte ze sebe ve\u0159ejn\u011b idioty :)"},"content":{"rendered":"po\u010det p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed :37078<br\/><div class=\"fblikebutton_button\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dreamer.cz%2Fblogs%2F%3Fp%3D42&amp;layout=standard&amp;show-faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:26px\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-42\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"794c4e2ab7\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_42_1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars\/rating_off.gif\" alt=\"1 Star\" title=\"1 Star\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(42, 1, '1 Star');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(0, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_42_2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars\/rating_off.gif\" alt=\"2 Stars\" title=\"2 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(42, 2, '2 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(0, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_42_3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars\/rating_off.gif\" alt=\"3 Stars\" title=\"3 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(42, 3, '3 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(0, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_42_4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars\/rating_off.gif\" alt=\"4 Stars\" title=\"4 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(42, 4, '4 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(0, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"rating_42_5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/stars\/rating_off.gif\" alt=\"5 Stars\" title=\"5 Stars\" onmouseover=\"current_rating(42, 5, '5 Stars');\" onmouseout=\"ratings_off(0, 0, 0);\" onclick=\"rate_post();\" onkeypress=\"rate_post();\" style=\"cursor: pointer; border: 0px;\" \/> (No Ratings Yet)<br \/><span class=\"post-ratings-text\" id=\"ratings_42_text\"><\/span><\/span><span id=\"post-ratings-42-loading\" class=\"post-ratings-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-postratings\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" class=\"post-ratings-image\" \/>Loading...<\/span>\n<p>Ob\u010das nevych\u00e1z\u00edm z \u00fadivu nad lidskou hloupost\u00ed, kter\u00e1 je n\u011bkdy z neznalosti, n\u011bkdy z lenosti, ale hlavn\u011b z pohrd\u00e1n\u00edm toho, p\u0159iznat \u017ee o tom nem\u00e1m ani tu\u0161en\u00ed \ud83d\ude42 Tak tady je n\u011bkolik p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f toho, jak ze sebe spolehliv\u011b ud\u011blat blbce a nebo nalet\u011bt \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0159\u00edpad prvn\u00ed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kamar\u00e1dka mi napsala, jak skv\u011blou dostala p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010f v horoskopu a dokonce j\u00ed zadarmo poslali i d\u00e1rek. Tedy, poslali j\u00ed nechutnou panenku, kter\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b b\u011bhem transportu upadla p\u016flka obli\u010deje a vypadala jako z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho hororu, ale budi\u017e, bylo to zadarmo. A tak mi nedalo a zaj\u00edmal jsem se o co vlastn\u011b \u0161lo. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm na horoskopy, t\u00edm m\u00e9n\u011b na v\u011b\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed karet a k\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lov\u00e9 koule. Koneckonc\u016f, kdyby ta v\u011b\u0161tkyn\u011b byla co k tomu, tak bych se p\u0159eci nemusel objedn\u00e1vat, \u017ee? \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nAle to jsem odbo\u010dil. Zaj\u00edmalo m\u011b, pro\u010d kdy\u017e cht\u011bla dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011b\u0161tbu na jak\u00e1si zaru\u010den\u00e1 \u010d\u00edsla na sportku, tak byla posl\u00e1na kamsi. No a tak jsem hrabal a hledal, zkoumal a nakonec na\u0161el \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nUr\u010dit\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd n\u011bkdy vid\u011bl inzer\u00e1t v n\u011bjak\u00e9m bulv\u00e1rn\u00edm pl\u00e1tku, \u010di dokonce i v seri\u00f3zn\u00edch novin\u00e1ch. J\u00e1 na n\u011bj narazil taky. Jednalo se o popis toho, jak jak\u00e1si v\u0161emocn\u00e1 \u010darod\u011bjka s v\u011b\u0161teck\u00fdmi schopnostmi <strong>zadarmo<\/strong> poskytne v\u011b\u0161tbu budoucnosti, prozrad\u00ed zaru\u010den\u00e1 \u010d\u00edsla a nebo rovnou nech\u00e1 zbohatnout. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 poplatky, nic. A je\u0161t\u011b navrch \u010dlov\u011bk dostane d\u00e1rek! No lidi, neberte to, p\u0159eci nen\u00ed co ztratit, ne? Ale je. A hodn\u011b \ud83d\ude42 K tomu, aby ona &#8220;v\u011b\u0161tba&#8221; byla obdr\u017eena je nutn\u00e9 vyplnit dosti podrobn\u00fd dotazn\u00edk, kter\u00fd obsahuje ot\u00e1zky hodn\u00e9 matriky \u010di magistr\u00e1tu. Tak\u017ee gratuluji, pr\u00e1v\u011b jste poslali v\u0161echny sv\u00e9 \u00fadaje. Dole je malilinkat\u00fdmi p\u00edsmenky naps\u00e1no, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd automaticky souhlas\u00ed s t\u00edm, aby jeho <strong>osobn\u00ed<\/strong> \u00fadaje byly vyu\u017eity pro dal\u0161\u00ed \u00fa\u010dely t\u00e9 jist\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti.<br \/>\nCo z toho plyne? Smy\u0161len\u00e1 v\u011b\u0161tba, kter\u00e9 d\u011blaj\u00ed jak na b\u011b\u017e\u00edc\u00edm p\u00e1su a tot\u00e1ln\u00ed blbost jako &#8220;d\u00e1rek&#8221; za to, \u017ee maj\u00ed jeden z nejcen\u011bj\u0161\u00edch artikl\u016f na trhu &#8211; informace o potencion\u00e1ln\u00edch z\u00e1kazn\u00edc\u00edh. A proto\u017ee ona u\u017e sv\u00e9 \u00fadaje poslal, nepot\u0159ebovali j\u00ed a proto u\u017e \u017e\u00e1dnou v\u011b\u0161tbu nedostala \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u0159\u00edpad druh\u00fd:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1m kliku na to, b\u00fdt v zaj\u00edmavou dobu na zaj\u00edmav\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b, tak\u017ee jsem se jendou ocitl na kafov\u00e1n\u00ed u jin\u00e9ho kamar\u00e1da v p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed podve\u010der, kdy\u017e najednou \u0165uk \u0165uk na dve\u0159e. Dovnit\u0159 vplula upraven\u00e9 pan\u00ed, kter\u00e1 se i p\u0159edstavila a usadila se na k\u00e1vu p\u0159\u00edmo naproti m\u011b. Zv\u011bdav\u011b jsem \u010dekal co bude a kdo to je a nakonec se do\u010dkal. Ona pan\u00ed s lejstry v ruce byla z\u00e1stupkyn\u00ed jist\u00e9 &#8220;spole\u010dnosti&#8221; poskytuj\u00edc\u00ed nebankovn\u00ed \u00fav\u011bry. Ne\u0161lo o \u017e\u00e1dnou z t\u011bch firem z televize, ale o \u00fapln\u011b neznamou, o kter\u00e9 jsem nikdy nesly\u0161el. Okam\u017eit\u011b mi do\u0161lo co bude n\u00e1sledovat a \u010dekal jsem, jak se to bude vyv\u00edjet. Kamar\u00e1d, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 bohu\u017eel velmi mal\u00fd p\u0159\u00edjem (cca 10 000 m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b) nedos\u00e1hl svoj\u00ed bonitou a platebn\u00ed histori\u00ed na bankovn\u00ed p\u016fj\u010dku a tak ho napadlo tohle \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed. Pro n\u011bj jedin\u00e9 mo\u017en\u00e9 v jeho o\u010d\u00edch a j\u00e1 do toho necht\u011bl zasahovat v\u00edce, ne\u017e bylo nezbytn\u011b nutn\u00e9, ale ke konfrontaci nakonec do\u0161lo, ale o tom d\u00e1le.<br \/>\nPrvn\u011b pan\u00ed vyt\u00e1hla lejstra a za\u010dalo vypl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed dokument\u016f a dal\u0161\u00ed nezbytnosti. Pot\u00e9 teprve p\u0159edstaven\u00ed produkt\u016f, kter\u00e9 nab\u00edz\u00ed. Na m\u016fj dotaz, zda to nem\u00e1 b\u00fdt obr\u00e1cen\u011b mi byla odpov\u011bd\u00ed blesk z oka t\u00e9 d\u00e1my, kter\u00e1 za\u010dala tu\u0161it, \u017ee jsem tam od toho, abych j\u00ed nejsp\u00ed\u0161e prudil a mo\u017en\u00e1 i p\u0159ipravil o provize. Bohu\u017eel jsem zjistil, \u017ee m\u016fj kamar\u00e1d ztr\u00e1c\u00ed pod vidinou lehk\u00fdch pen\u011bz soudnost a nech\u00e1v\u00e1 sebou manipulovat a tak jsem zadr\u017eel jeho ruku (doslova) a zeptal se na p\u00e1r v\u011bc\u00ed. U on\u00e9 p\u016fj\u010dky 30 000 K\u010d bylo d\u00e1no na velik\u00e9m pap\u00ed\u0159e pouze to, \u017ee spl\u00e1tka je 920 K\u010d. Nic v\u00edc, nic m\u00ed\u0148 a potom smlouva. Klasick\u00e1 smlouva vyd\u0159iduch\u016f, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 nutn\u00e9 kolonky a zbytek tit\u011brn\u00e1 p\u00edsmenka, kter\u00e9 sotva p\u0159e\u010dtu. On byl tla\u010den do promptn\u00edho podpisu s t\u00edm, \u017ee v\u0161e je ok a z\u00edtra m\u00e1 pen\u00edze. To, \u017ee si to nesthil ani p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst, to pan\u00ed nezaj\u00edmalo s t\u00edm, \u017ee jde o &#8220;stanrardn\u00ed smlouvu&#8221;. Jen\u017ee co je stanrardn\u00ed smlouva? Jak\u00e9 m\u00e1 \u00fav\u011br podm\u00ednky? Jak\u00e9 je RPSN? Co se stane kdy\u017e&#8230;. no a u\u017e to za\u010dalo. Pan\u00ed ze m\u011b byla evidentn\u011b tot\u00e1ln\u011b nanervy a up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b jsem j\u00ed sral. Aby taky ne, kdy\u017e n\u00e1hle se zjevily okolnosti, kter\u00e9 byly v\u00edce ne\u017e hrozn\u00e9 (<em>takto napsan\u00e9 jsou neuveden\u00e9 skute\u010dnosti<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p>P\u016fj\u010dka 30 000<\/p>\n<p>Spl\u00e1tka 920 K\u010d <em>m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>RPSN: neuvedeno<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>D\u00e9lka spl\u00e1cen\u00ed: 72 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Poplatek za uzav\u0159en\u00ed a schv\u00e1len\u00ed p\u016fj\u010dky: 4000<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee to m\u00e1me: 920 x 72 = <strong>66 240 K\u010d<\/strong> !!<\/p>\n<p>V\u00fdborn\u00e9, tak\u017ee z onich 30 000 korun by dostal vlastn\u011b jen 26 000. D\u00e1le by 6 let platil a <strong>p\u0159eplatil 36 240 K\u010d. <\/strong> To je k\u00e1sn\u00fdch <strong>220 %<\/strong> nav\u00edc. No nen\u00ed to n\u00e1dhera? A je\u0161t\u011b k tomu mu bude ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u00fdden ta pan\u00ed chodit do bytu na kafe.<br \/>\nV tu chv\u00edli, kdy jsem mu tohle rozepsal na pap\u00edr a on na to vyvalil o\u010di se na m\u011b rozk\u0159i\u010dela ta upraven\u00e1 pan\u00ed, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1hle nebyla u\u017e ta uhlazen\u00e1 reprezentantka, ale \u010dlov\u011bk s chov\u00e1n\u00edm primitiva, kter\u00fd je hodn\u00fd toho, aby d\u011blal maxim\u00e1ln\u011b v kamenolomu \ud83d\ude42 Na jej\u00ed kontr, \u017ee jejich spole\u010dnost se o lidi nadstandardn\u011b star\u00e1, co\u017e dokazuje to, \u017ee chod\u00ed a\u017e do byt\u016f, aby m\u011bli s klientem osobn\u00ed kontakt se po m\u00e9 odpov\u011bdi rozp\u00e1lila skoro dob\u011bla.<br \/>\nTyto kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 pan\u00ed a mlad\u00ed mu\u017eov\u00e9 nechod\u00ed do byt\u016f aby m\u011bli s klientem osobn\u00ed kontakt, ale s \u010dist\u011b prozaick\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu si ten byte\u010dek \u010di kutloch okouknout a zjistit, zda je tam n\u011bco, co se d\u00e1 v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b platebn\u00ed neschopnosti se st\u00e1le t\u00edm sam\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem prost\u011b exekuovat \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nNa z\u00e1v\u011br bych r\u00e1d uvedl, \u017ee samoz\u0159ejm\u011b existuj\u00ed i takov\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti, kter\u00e9 se chovaj\u00ed seri\u00f3zn\u011b a klient dop\u0159edu v\u00ed, co ho to bude st\u00e1t a nen\u00ed p\u0159ed n\u00edm nic ukryto. Toto byla bohu\u017eel tro\u0161ku jin\u00e1 kategorie.<\/p>\n<p>No dopadlo to dob\u0159e pro n\u011bj. J\u00e1 byl sice vyhozen, ale jeho jsem nau\u010dil p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst si i to, co je mezi \u0159\u00e1dky a po\u010d\u00edtat, stejn\u011b jako m\u011b to nau\u010dil m\u016fj t\u00e1ta \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>To je pro dne\u0161ek v\u0161e. Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, a\u017e bude n\u00e1lada n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho zase napsat \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>po\u010det p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed :37078 Ob\u010das nevych\u00e1z\u00edm z \u00fadivu nad lidskou hloupost\u00ed, kter\u00e1 je n\u011bkdy z neznalosti, n\u011bkdy z lenosti, ale hlavn\u011b z pohrd\u00e1n\u00edm toho, p\u0159iznat \u017ee o tom nem\u00e1m ani tu\u0161en\u00ed \ud83d\ude42 Tak tady je n\u011bkolik p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f toho, jak ze sebe spolehliv\u011b ud\u011blat blbce a nebo nalet\u011bt \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clanky","category-ze-zivota"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQZ5w-G","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dreamer.cz\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}